Sunshine Empire Chinese to English Jokes

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen 鱼片米粉 (fish lie to bee hoon 鱼骗米粉)
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Qn: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua 狡猾(cunning 脚滑)
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Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming 久仰大名
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Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
Ans: wu zong xian 吴宗宪(no centre line 无中线)
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Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking
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Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang xi 康熙(Can't see)
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Qn: How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE
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Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI!
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Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping 孔雀开屏
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Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi 卑鄙无耻
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Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
Ans: F4
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Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tolerate roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu 小白兔