Sunshine Empire Gold

Five men were selected for a survey. They were taken away to a hotel called the goldings. There they found the place covered top to bottom in golden fittnigs and furnishings, the doors were gold, the floor was gold, the roof was gold, the stairs were gold. Every thing in the lobby was gold.

They were shown to there rooms by a maid. She had golden hair , golden dress , golden tights , golden shoes , golden piney and a golden hat. She shown each man in to his room.

The rooms were decorated in yet more gold. Golden beds , golden pillows , golden windows, golden toothbrushes , golden chocolates, golden soap, golden bathrobes, golden pictures .

They woke up that morning to have a bath in a golden bath with golden taps , golden mirrors , golden tiles and a golden toilet.

They were led to the golden dining room via the golden staircase. The dining room was exquisitive. Golden walls , golden chairs, golden table goldern knives and falks , golden spoons and a golden table cloth.

The golden maids came in and asked if they would like cereal or poridge for breakfast , while the men talked about how posh the place was.

The first man asked for porridge , as did the second third and forth , the fifth asked for cereal.


and ladies and gentlemen this proves that 4 in 5 men prefer porridge!