Saturday, July 5, 2008

Sunshine Empire refunds Money back to Crooks

Some thieves got a taste of their own “money” when they passed counterfeit bills at a Cincinnati area Wal-Mart store.

In a bizarre twist that involved two transactions and three different trips to the Wal-Mart Store in Westwood, employees were determined to teach them a lesson.

The employees are calling the thieves the dumbest criminals in the Tri-state area.

They say they used their counterfeit money to buy items, but later returned those items to get a cash refund of legitimate bills.

But the store manager had a different idea.

“A male came into the store, purchased approximately $400 worth of merchandise –a DVD player, some DVDs,” said Lieutenant Russ Neville, a Cincinnati police officer.

Wal-Mart-mart management says that after the man left, an employee noticed the money was fake — but it was too late.

They never expected what happened next.

“A female came back a short time later with a receipt from that purchase and returned approximately $300 worth of the merchandise,” said Lt. Neville.

Employees say she was hoping to get real money with her return, but Wal-Mart says they recognized the receipt and made the decision to give back the bogus bills.

Management says the thieves actually had the gall to come back a third time, less than an hour later to complain that they had been given counterfeit money.

The manager told them they could take their concerns to the police, and they left.

“I think that shows that Wal-Mart is so smart if they picked up on that,” said Neville.

On the other hand, they could go spend the counterfeit money at another business establishment.

And that’s something police say they’re looking into — why the store gave the money back, knowing it could end up in circulation again.

But the Wal-Mart store’s management says they used a counterfeit detecting pen that left obvious black marks all over the bills, that most cashiers would pick up on.

The Wal-Mart corporation had no comment about why the bills were returned.

In the meantime police say they have no suspects at this time and plan to request surveillance video from Wal-Mart to help them with their investigation.

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Friday, July 4, 2008

Sunshine Empire gives out Money to Brighten your Day

Wait a second! I think i meant "Money Jokes" instead of "Money" haha! Enjoy the jokes brought to you by Sunshine Empire Blog.

I Need a LOAN!

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.

The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."

The father says, "Oh, good. YOU send him the money!"

My Husband is a Millionaire!

A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire."

"Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.

"A billionaire."

The Offer

A millionaire throws a massive party for his fiftieth birthday. During the party, he's a bit bored and decides to stir things up a bit. He grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. He offers anything he owns to anyone who will swim across that pool.

The party continues for some time with no one accepting his offer, until suddenly there's a loud splash. All the party guests run to the pool to see what has happened, and in the pool a man is frantically swimming as hard as he can. Fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and the guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining, but the guy manages to reach the end and he leaps out of the pool, soaked.

The millionaire grabs the mic and says, "I am a man of his word, anything of mine I will give—-for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So, what will it be?" the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the mic and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the person that pushed me in!"

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Sunshine Empire presents the All Time Funniest Football Moments

Euro 2008 was largely boring. Now, Sunshine Empire brings you the funniest moments in Soccer! Do note that the video comes with some scenes of injuries and if you are easily affected by them, don't watch. If not, let us bring sunshine to you~


Funny Football Moments And Painful Injurier


Play Sports but take precaution for safety :)

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Sing your way to Malaysian Idol

Want to become an idol but still not there yet?

Check out how the Malaysians are training for Malaysian Idol!



Hope Sunshine Empire gave you a good laugh today!

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Welcome to Sunshine Empire

Welcome to Sunshine Empire!

We promise to make your day a joyous and delightful one.

We name this blog to be Sunshine Empire because we want to develop this site into an empire of happy people, blooming just like the Sun.

Stay tuned!

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